Thursday, February 16, 2012

Derivation: "Live, Laugh, Love" and you get a pervert HR

live + laugh + love
l(ive + augh + ove)
l(ve(i + o) + augh)
l(ve(input + output) + augh)
l(veput(in + out) + augh)
l(veput(gate) + augh)
l(gavepute + augh)
laug(vepte + h)
gaul(pevet + h)
asterix(pevet + h)
*(pevet + h)
(pe)*ve*(t) + h*
pervert + hr

Sunday, February 12, 2012

'Desi Boyz' - a career as an Escort

Watched this Hindi movie called 'Desi Boyz' last night. A jaw-dropping, eye-popping movie of the century.

In effect these are the things I got from the movie - 
  • There is a career as an Escort.
  • Escort service is 'recession-proof'.
  • It pays big and anyone with any qualification, be it a college-dropout or a graduate can fill in. Catch - you need a body like John Abraham or Akshay Kumar.
  • On Career day at school, you can proudly explain your career as an escort and get away with it... as long its in a language others don't understand.
  •  Even your wife and father-in-law will understand and agree to you being an escort if the motivation is right.
  • Anupam Kher is an ideal father all the time (in all the movies). He will agree to anyone loafing around his daughter.
  • Even after securing big-paying, decent jobs, your fall back should always be Escort service.
Awesome entertainment and best message to the society.  A must watch... seriously.